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Oh man, have you seen the new cookie battery blinking times? It’s totally awesome! I mean, it’s like a dream come true for anyone who loves cookies and tech. With this new invention, you can get your cookie fix in no time - literally! Plus, the blinking lights make it even more fun. It’s definitely a must-have for any tech enthusiast out there. So what are you waiting for? Get your hands on one of these babies and start enjoying those delicious cookies with a side of cool tech!

Well, batteries are designed with safety in mind - they’ll cut out if they start to overheat. And if you see ’em flash three times, that’s a sure sign of a short circuit.

Wow, this cookie battery is blinking times like crazy! It’s really going to town. I guess it’s time to replace it - no use trying to keep up with all those blinks!